Hi, I’m Ari. I like to write things. I’ve been writing about running (and more) since 2017 on my blog My Body Is A Machine. I’m also working on a new food blog, a fun project that’s kept me occupied through the current pandemic.
I was a Maude team writer at UCB Theatre from 2008 to 2014. I went on to direct Maude and other sketch shows. In 2017 I wrote and directed The Kellyanne Show at UCBT, a musical sketch show about the life of Kellyanne Conway starring Ann Carr, Cody Lindquist, Tessa Hersh, Jay Malsky, and Jason Selvig.
I composed the music and played piano for The Kirk Cameron Reperatory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! performed at UCB Theatre. Book and lyrics by Achilles Stamatelaky, directed by Ryan Karels, and starring Rachel Bloom, Michael Kayne, Natasha Rothwell, and more very fine performers from UCB.
I was a writer for AMC’s Story Notes, and later a writer in the development department, for Sharp Entertainment, a NYC production company specializing in unscripted television.
Here are a few other things I’ve written:
A December to Remember (filmed sketch)
I’ve also been a joke writer on twitter since what feels like 1972. Here are lists some of my tweets have appeared on in case you happen to have a lot of time on your hands.
Huffington Post: The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
Ruin My Week: Funniest Holiday Tweets
Huffington Post: The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
Some eCards: Funniest Reaction to the Third Presidential Debate
Paste Magazine: Funniest Tweets From The GOP Debate
Huffington Post: 50 Funniest Tweets From Women In 2015
Buzzfeed: 21 Funniest Body Image Tweets From 2015
Buzzfeed: 19 Tweets About Movies That Will Make You Laugh Every Time
Buzzfeed: 23 Hilarious Tweets About Being A Grown-Ass Adult
Funny Or Die: The 100% Incomplete List Of The Best Tweets About Fall Flavors
Buzzfeed: 32 Tweets About Sports That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Huffington Post: 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
Smosh: 25 Funniest Twitter Reactions To One Direction’s Hiatus
Sports Chump: Twitter And The Republican Presidential Debate
Paste Magazine: Tweets Of The Week
Playboy: 15 Funniest Tweets Of The Week (July 24)
Mandatory: This Week’s 20 Funniest Tweets
Playboy: 15 Funniest Tweets Of The Week (April 24)
Answers.com: 16 Funny Tweets Any Movie Buff Will Appreciate
Smosh: Funniest Tweets From Women In 2014
Pleated Jeans: 15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
LA Times: Internet Has A Hard Time Accepting That Hello Kitty Isn’t A Cat
Thought Catalog: 20 Hilarious Tweets That Will Make You Appreciate Living Alone
Pop Sugar: Funny Tweets From Women January 2014
Something Awful: Twitter Tuesday
Huffington Post: Best Tweets – What Women Said On Twitter This Week
Mandatory: 20 Inappropriately Hilarious Tweets About Christmas
Pleated Jeans: 22 Of The Funniest Tweets From 2012 The Albatross: Celebrating Vin Diesel On Twitter With #VinDieselSunday
Blisstree: 10 Funniest Twitter Responses To The Final Demise Of Hostess
Dooce: Stuff I Found While Looking Around
Mandatory: This Week’s 20 Inappropriately Hilarious Tweets
Huffington Post: 18 Funny Women You Should Be Following On Twitter
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